fuckmonkey.

i own that term.  don’t steal it.  you can borrow it, but if anyone asks, you got it from me.

i’ve been using it for decades.

imagine the stupidest person you’ve ever met or seen.  then multiply that by 10.

sure, you could call someone a monkey-fucker, but i prefer to put the emphasis up front for maximum brashness.

fuckmonkey.

don’t be one.