if you can’t sing, give the microphone to someone who can.  don’t ask the computer to make you sound good just so you can preen around under the spotlight pretending to be important.

stay home or stay in the karaoke bar.

there are plenty of good singers in the world that are having a tough enough time trying to make a ripple in the ocean of regurgitated auto-tuned pablum without yet another hack with limited talent getting in the way.

auto-tune is to vocals what air brushing is to photography.

fuck you.

here’s why :

1.  he/she/it hasn’t yet shown up to bitch-slap some sense into the legions of followers that promote hatred, intolerance, violence, etc. in the name of (insert religion here).

2.  to be continued.

why you should buy my music :

1.  it is awesome.  deal with it.

2.  you are not “entitled” to anything.  especially “free” music from me or anyone else.  deal with it.

3.  free/pirated music hurts the people that create it.  grocery stores don’t give their food away.  if they did, they would be out of business in a very short time.

4.  if you don’t like a song, don’t buy it.  but if you do like a song, compensate the person(s) who put their time/effort/energy/money/life/etc. into it so they will be encouraged to create more songs that you might enjoy.

5.  you need to be reminded every once in a while that laughter is a good thing.  if m.r.r. doesn’t make you laugh, you deserve all the negativity you’ve allowed into your life.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/mr.-rogers-revenge/id278617911

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/mrrogersrevenge